Total Medals Earned: 543 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,255 Points
Medals Earned: 6/19 (110/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Dispense of the girl.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/185 points)
Finish level 19 the easy? way!
Finished the game!
Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!
Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 4/5 (200/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (300/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 100,000 points